I really enjoy finding deals and I love buying quality garb. Sometimes when I run across something that's not my size I'll, of course, not buy it. But what if that particular thing was your size? Well, if you'd pay me some money, I'd buy it for you. I know you enjoy getting random packages in the mail—everyone does. And I especially do when the package contains clothing or an accessory. I'd like to buy you something great, awesome, and hell, fucking amazing. I have style and I know what quality is. Now pay me some money (at least $25, I don't play).
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FINE PRINT: I agree to purchase you an item of clothing or an accessory. I don't promise to use the entire amount that you pay me. Sometimes, I might buy you something that cost more than the amount you pay. Might.